My favorites ---
Old Folks
Old folks, young folks,
Everybody come
Join the baptist Sunday School
And have yourselves some fun.
Please check your chewing gum
And razors at the door
Any you'll hear the Bible stories
Like you've never heard before.
Samson was a man
From the John Sullivan School
He slew a thousand men
With the jaw bone of a mule
Then along came Delilah
And filled him up with gin
She cut off all his hair
And the cops ran him in.
Jonah was man
As skinny as a rail
He caught a steward passage
On a transatlantic whale
Jonah in the belly of the whale
Felt the press,
The Lord pushed the button
And the whale did the rest.
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The Bum Song
Down by a Western water front
One cold November day
Out in an open box car
A dying hobo lay
Good-bye my friends I'm going
To a land where all is bright
Where hand-outs grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
You never have to wash your face
or clean you dirty socks
And little drops of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks.
Oh it ain't a goin'a rain
No more no more
It aint'a a goin a rain
No more
Oh how in the world
Can the old folks tell
It ain't-a goin' rain no more?
A man laid down by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the coroner's inquest
They called it sewer side.
Oh it ain't a goin'a rain
No more no more
It aint'a a goin a rain
No more
Oh how in the world
Can the old folks tell
It ain't-a goin' rain no more?
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Fairy Flower
I am like a Fairy Flower
Growing wilder every hour
No one here can cultivate me
For I'm as wild as wild can be.
I put my finger upon my head (which Grandpa would then do)
And turn around 'til I am DEAD! (and Grandpa would turn around and around and then fall
to the floor and pretend to be dead!)
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Twenty Froggies
Twenty froggies went to school
Down beside the rushie pool
Twenty little coats of green
Twenty vests all white a clean
Master bull frog, strict and stearn
Taught them lessons in their turn.
Taught them how to jump and dive
Taught the how to nobly strive.
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Why in the HECK did we not get him singing these on tape??!!! A real travesty ... but at least we have the words and I still know the tunes ... don't let them die! They were classics!